Come one, come all!

Since we haven't had any bites on the modeling gig, we've decided to explore other options. Since the fair and circus are always hiring, we decided contact them to discuss what we believe to be Jacob's most current offerings. We met with the Carnies and they have offered Jacob a side show gig!

So, America, here is the newest, most freakiest side show act since the 3-headed cow:

FANG BOY!!!!

What do you think? He's going to be sandwiched between Gorilla Woman and Stinky Coffee Breath Brian, err, I mean, Stinky Coffee Breath Dad.

All that's left to do now is sit back and watch the $$$ roll in!!