looking for a job

because jacob enjoys the finer things in life (biter biscuits, avocados, stuffed animals), brian and i have decided that he needs to get a job in order to support his tastes. we can no longer afford these high-dollar items on our tight budget. so, jacob and i spoke and it's been decided that jacob will go into modeling. we've yet to procure an agent, so we wanted to post his amateur head shots in the hopes that you, the reader, will pass these along to those legitimate talent agents that you may know.

let's begin with his safe, cute looks. as the person behind the lens, it's my job to give jacob direction during our photo shoots. in these pictures, i suggested that he think of bluebirds and butterflies.

next, i wanted something harsher, something that depicts the duality of man. thus, i asked him to channel his inner tony soprano. here's what i got:

not bad, huh? he takes direction well.

next are his more seductive, come hither poses:

i wanted to experiment and see if he could pull off posing with others, particularly those of different generations.

here are the shots with the older generations:

now shots with younger, more youthful generations:

since photo shoots can be a grueling process, i decided to allow jacob some freedom to express himself artistically. you can imagine how silly that process became:

here he is on his 10 minute break:

so, keep jacob's portfolio in mind, won't you? it is vitally important, to him, that he keep a large cache of baby mum-mum's and cheerios. he can't do this without your help!